Am I the Only One Who...? {Part Deux}

...Eats Dark Chocolate in the shower after a long day?

...Refuses to buy dry-clean only clothes?

...Hoards coupons but always forgets to actually use them before they expire? 

...Gets stressed out any time that I take my iPhone out of it's Lifeproof case for more than 10 seconds because I'm convinced that it is going to shatter into 1 million pieces as soon as it's removed? 

...Cannot sleep without a pillow between my knees?

​...Gets actual photographs printed on a monthly basis? 

...Honestly can't tell the difference between cheap and expensive wine?

...Would rather share my house with bugs than take the time to remove the spider or unidentified creepy crawler from the wall or ceiling?

...Thinks that salsa containers at restaurants are *never* big enough? 

...Doesn't like wearing my glasses because they make me feel separate from the rest of the world?

...Just scribbles with practically no rhyme or reason every time I'm asked to sign something? 

...Is constantly committing to fun plans, events, and activities in my head but never actually attending them when they roll around? 

...Still hates mushrooms after all these years but wishes I liked them?

...Never washes my car?

...Always finishes the pickle slice before I finish my sandwich and thus, always wish I had another pickle? 

...Am I? Or can you relate?

{You can read the first installment of this post--from back in 2014!--here.}